Bio

Birthdate: 
November 7, 1987
Location: 
Jacksonville
Occupation: 
Matador
About Me: 
Prefers to be referred to as "Hulk" Holden.
More About Me: 
I enjoy writing, which is why I blog at Xomba. I'm totally not being held against my will. Why would a website as amazing as Xomba kidnap a tall, handsome, and adorably naive young man and force him to blog against his, and God's will?
Interests: 
Blogging at the world's greatest website, Xomba.com. One day I would also like to escape from my kidnappers. I hope they can't read this...

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